just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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