It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
should my penis look like a turkey
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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