yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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