If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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