Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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