I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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