you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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