Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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