you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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