I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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