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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?

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(405): Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period? http://tfl.nu/qune

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(713): View more from Texas

I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.

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(713): I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat. http://tfl.nu/0mmi

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(+61): View more from Australia

i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be

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(+61): i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be http://tfl.nu/xlfe

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(773): View more from Illinois

There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.

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(773): There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet. http://tfl.nu/w01w

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(607): View more from New York

you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY

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(607): you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY http://tfl.nu/h6do

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(714): View more from California

I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going

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(714): I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going http://tfl.nu/ebwx

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(309): View more from Illinois

remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..

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(309): remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him.. http://tfl.nu/o0zu

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(765): View more from Indiana

He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.

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(765): He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube. http://tfl.nu/tf6d

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(940): View more from Texas

She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.

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(940): She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job. http://tfl.nu/x6ef

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(416): View more from Toronto

BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.

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(416): BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me. http://tfl.nu/xkbl

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(406): View more from Montana

Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.

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(406): Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet. http://tfl.nu/hvvl

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(408): View more from California

my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck

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(408): my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck http://tfl.nu/pgzd

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(425): View more from Washington

He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.

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(425): He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night. http://tfl.nu/zs6o

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(212): View more from New York

It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.

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(212): It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy. http://tfl.nu/fsqc

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(732): View more from New Jersey

My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt

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(732): My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt http://tfl.nu/jktp

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