Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.