Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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