I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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