I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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