The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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