Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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