I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
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I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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