quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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