I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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