Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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