I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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