But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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