How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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