he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
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I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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