Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I want to walk on stilts...naked
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
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You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
we should paint friendship bongs
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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