Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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