if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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