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that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
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My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
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