The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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