Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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