I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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