So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
