I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I didn't notice because vodka
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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