Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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