He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Dicks are not precious.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize