Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
and she was petting her beer can
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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