im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm at about main and main street
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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