dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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