Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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