How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
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well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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