no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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