I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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