Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
we should paint friendship bongs
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