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She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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