I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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