After last night, I could never be a politician.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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