Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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