It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You're like the curious george of whores
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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