Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
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I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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