i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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