I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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