Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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