Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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