I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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