so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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