I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
my liver is dry heaving
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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