At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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